Archive for October, 2009

F_Twilight (UnCut)

Somewhere in a shadowy corner of the internet, a secret brotherhood meets to live out their wildest PG-13 rated Twilight fantasies. Enter Fizz the Intern, who due to her status as a “real girl,” is recruited to replace a big guy in a wig as Bella. Now, Fizz must learn the ways of the Twi-Hards in order to escape Twilight: The Video Game. Also featuring handy tips for updating your vampire look and maintaining your purity the Stephanie Meyer way.

Guest Starring our Engineer, Steve Bolcar, as Guy in a Wig. Also featuring Steve Saluga (Volleyball Coach/Lab Boy), Greg Saluga (The Nerdy DM), Chris Butler (Transformers nerd) Nick (HSBoy2/Oz Nerd), Strojan (Bobblehead Nerd), Shawn Stutler (HSBoy1/Lab Girl), Eliz (HSGirl1/Lab Girl), Thanae (Lab Girl), Lisa (Lab Girl), Nick Dapito (Laront), & Carly Heissenbuttel (Victoria)
Special thanks to Karen Wozniak for helping with sound.

F_The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

As the Y2K approaches, a young woman, Fizz, learns some terrifying truths about her family history from her horny, delirious, dying mother. Meanwhile, Zack and Brian demonstrate how massive age gaps would really work out between two people and meet a mysterious man who reminds them that there aren’t many worse things than getting cracked in the nuts on every third Tuesday of Wednesday. It’s all in this madcap crazy episode of F is for Film!

Featuring Steve Saluga as the Doctor, and Chris Butler as The Old Man.

F_Doubt

A visit from EMMA of Employee Relations Management interrupts the taping of a new episode as Zack is implemented for an indiscretion with Gaybriel, a puppet office worker. The evidence, in film form, is presented but is Zack guilty or is there something more insidious going on? Also featuring a tutorial on crying like an Oscar nominee, and a music video about “dutch angles.”

Not for the faint at heart.

The F Site Cometh.

Welcome to the official website of F is for Film, the internet’s only movie parody/review comedy show that takes place at the end of the internet itself!! Thanks to our Master of Webs, David Bruce and the fabulous photography of Kathy Chee, the boyhood dream has finally come true. F is home!

If this is your first experience with F, allow me to give you the tour. I would start at the beginning and surprise your optic and aural nerves. Then maybe move on to some light reading, so you know how all this came to be. There’s so much to see and do (not really) so get out there and do, see. And prepare yourselves for Series 2 which starts soon next week!

To recap:

SERIES 2 STARTS NEXT WEEK!! WELCOME TO THE AWESOME.

TEASER TRAILER

Welcome… to the end of the internet. Action. Romance. Adventure. Mystery. Suspense. These are all exciting words. But they pale in comparison to Discussion! Tom-Foolery! And Hot Puppet Action! Preview the internet’s hottest new show starring two dudes and the greenest wall in town! The world wide web never seemed so wide!

Episode 5: INDY 4

THE ONE WHERE THEY KILL EACH OTHER OVER INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL. Brian returns from a trip to the message boards acting stranger than usual (which is really strange.) Zack suspects the influence of pink, hot pants wearing evil and goes to confront it. Featuring Shawn Stutler as the hilarious and perverted RoscoeBang69, Close Encounters of the Weird Kind, and more. This is the last episode of the first “Season.”

Episode 4: WALL-E

THE ONE WHERE THEY GUSH OVER WALLE. So, you wanna know how to make a balloon sandwich, huh? That and many more secrets of the internet including what happens on closed sets after hours will be revealed in the latest episode of F is for Film.

Episode 3: The Happening

THE ONE WHERE THEY LAUGH AT THE HAPPENING. When Brian starts acting out of the ordinary, Zack suspects a deadly virus and devises his own sexy counter attack.

Episode 2: The Dark Knight

THE ONE WHERE THEY GOOF ON THE DARK KNIGHT. Zack’s diva demands threaten to bring a screeching halt to Brian’s off-broadway production of a timely Hollywood classic. Also, bladders lose control, a new enemy approaches and love, thy name is MAGGERNIE (courtesy Chris Butler) All this and a side Cesar on F is for Film Episode 2!

Episode 1: SPEEDRACER

THE ONE WHERE THEY PARODY SPEED RACER. In this episode Brian and Zack put on headgear and take to their high tech rides to battle a deadly worm virus that threatens to destroy the end of the internet itself. Based on a very true, very sad story. Also, monkeys, angels, and Dynamic Editing. Don’t miss it.

Warning: THAR BE SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE SPEED RACER WITHIN. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK.