Spring has sprung and with it come groundhogs… and news on the next F is for Film episode! We’re working on a gigantic super-sized episode on three of last year’s biggest films. Currently the staff are running around trying to get all the pre-production work done. This weekend we were out spray painting our F Robots (or Frobots). Check out all the Hot Weather Action on page 3 of Behind the F. We’re super excited about this one. Keep checking back for more soon.

-The Staff

“Originally used in our Facebook exclusive video “The 500th Fan,” the U.S. government is releasing this mint condition wallpaper for a limited time only available through our website and ABSOLUTELY FREE. Don’t miss your chance to own this stunning piece of internet history by the web’s greatest prestidigitator of pixels, Christopher Butler (pre-brainotomy). Give your grand kids something they will cherish long after your bones are dust.” (Click image, then right click and “Save image as” to download)

Straight from the slums of the internet, comes LIMEHOUSE CHAPPY. Number 1 on Norton’s Most Wanted list for two years running, Limehouse was finally caught in 2002 and did some time in anti-virus lockdown. During his time in the vault, Limehouse became dangerous with the rhyme, turning his addiction to eating electronics into killer hooks and devious code.

He is made of felt.

WORLD WIDE WEB PREMIERE: LIMEHOUSE CHAPPY’S MICROCHIPS VIDEO, AN F IS FOR FILM DOT COM EXCLUSIVE

MICROCHIPS

The debut single from the internet’s most notorious word de-processor is hotter than silly putty in argyles sweaters. Come get some.

FINE DINING

To some the internet is wires and porn, to Limehouse it’s an all you can eat buffet. Take a seat and dine with the kid.

DROPPIN’ DECIBELS

The song is called droppin’ decibels but you’re going to want to crank em’ for this party jam.  Sets all your circuits to “vibrate”.

In this episode of F is for Film : Zack battles his haunted past as he goes head to head with a sadistic gameshow host.. or two on the net’s most popular show “Who Still Wants to Be Poor?” With friends like the Hindu avatar Ram in his corner, how could he lose? Also there’s dancing. Tons of dancing.

Written by Jo Krukowski
Featuring: Matt Borzi as “The Voice,” Chris Butler as Ram, and Sophie Nye as herself.

In celebration of F is for Film ’s 500th Facebook fan, Fizz and Brian give lucky fan number 500 a day he will never forget! This was originally released as extra content for our Facebook fans.

F is for Film needs you! Learn how super easy it is to spread F is for Film to your friends and family on Facebook with this wacky instructional video.

No Luchadors were harmed in the making of this video.

Somewhere in a shadowy corner of the internet, a secret brotherhood meets to live out their wildest PG-13 rated Twilight fantasies. Enter Fizz the Intern, who due to her status as a “real girl,” is recruited to replace a big guy in a wig as Bella. Now, Fizz must learn the ways of the Twi-Hards in order to escape Twilight: The Video Game. Also featuring handy tips for updating your vampire look and maintaining your purity the Stephanie Meyer way.

Guest Starring our Engineer, Steve Bolcar, as Guy in a Wig. Also featuring Steve Saluga (Volleyball Coach/Lab Boy), Greg Saluga (The Nerdy DM), Chris Butler (Transformers nerd) Nick (HSBoy2/Oz Nerd), Strojan (Bobblehead Nerd), Shawn Stutler (HSBoy1/Lab Girl), Eliz (HSGirl1/Lab Girl), Thanae (Lab Girl), Lisa (Lab Girl), Nick Dapito (Laront), & Carly Heissenbuttel (Victoria)
Special thanks to Karen Wozniak for helping with sound.

As the Y2K approaches, a young woman, Fizz, learns some terrifying truths about her family history from her horny, delirious, dying mother. Meanwhile, Zack and Brian demonstrate how massive age gaps would really work out between two people and meet a mysterious man who reminds them that there aren’t many worse things than getting cracked in the nuts on every third Tuesday of Wednesday. It’s all in this madcap crazy episode of F is for Film!

Featuring Steve Saluga as the Doctor, and Chris Butler as The Old Man.

A visit from EMMA of Employee Relations Management interrupts the taping of a new episode as Zack is implemented for an indiscretion with Gaybriel, a puppet office worker. The evidence, in film form, is presented but is Zack guilty or is there something more insidious going on? Also featuring a tutorial on crying like an Oscar nominee, and a music video about “dutch angles.”

Not for the faint at heart.